A perm, Mr Price, lets not lie, this would be legitimately amazing. You NEED a perm. It would open up loads of doors for you, for example, a modeling career, distraction on the rugby field, and refresh your look.
Modeling. You could travel, see new places, you could even replace Dan Carter! Face it, that would be awesome. You might even get rich! You You could quit your job putting up with little annoying kids all day.
‘Bobson is up for the conversion, he takes a look at his opposition. Goes for the kick but his eyes glued to Warrick Prices hair due. He kicks, He misses, Kia Toa wins the match!’ That would be nice wouldn’t it, a distraction on the field to help you win the game. Get a perm, win the game!
Mr Price, we have heard the stories, you have had the same look for much, much to long! You need something new... something diverse... something like... a perm!
So Mr Price, you should get a perm, and become the
Permfect Price!